Monday, April 12, 2010

Monday Minute:*Shhh* Don't Say the S Word

Monday Minute
I was wondering what I was going to write about this lovely grey day and in come's Ian on a white horse to save my arse monday.  It's all about you know what.  You were officially warned.  Don't say I didn't.  Cause I did.  What-ev.  We're all adults here.  Don't be such a sissy.

At what age did you lose your virginity?

*cough*  14  The parents aren't reading this are they?

Any good sex tips or advice?

Be adventurous.  I said it. yep.  Just do it already.

Lights on or off when you have sex?

Either way.  Some times I like the smelly good candles that double as lotion. 

Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex?

Yes.  By a kid.  "Daddy, what are you doing to mommy?"  says kid.  "Tickling her," replies dad. 
*silent scream*  Oh my...

Ever catch your parents (or kids) having sex? but walked into house and heard a lot of fumbling once.
Now go home and enjoy an afternoon delight.


Brittney said...

OMG! I would be/ will be (i know it'll happen sooner or later) if my lil one walks in on us!

Mass Hole Mommy said...

Haha, tickling her was a good answer. I hope you guys were under the covers when they walked in, though. Naked tickling, I imagine, would be a little harder to explain.

Angie said...

LOL! Hmmm we have used snuggling, and hugging.
It the "why don't you have your jammies on?" That the hard one :)
Happy Monday :)

w said...

i am not an adult.

Aphrodite's Mortal Friend (ME) said...

Too funny- I love the short answers too ;-)

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